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Captain Gay

A very gay and pdifile like young man on Bannister neighboorhood swim team in Waldorf Maryland. He walks around with a boner in his speedo and stares at other young women on the team with a boner.
also he "does too much karate" and is sometimes too tired from karate to practice

fuckin fag
man, you see Captain Gay today, he had another boner and touched Kimmy with it the perve
by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005
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Hella Gay

Someone who is straight, but lacks in being cool in every way possible.
Troy Reid is hella gay.
by Icey Yoe May 19, 2015
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Gay-Walking

The act of waiting for the cross-walk signal to change to cross the street. Opposite of jay-walking.
Dude, I'm not gay-walking... People will think that I'm all rural or touristy or something!!!
by Gay Joe October 12, 2008
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gay agenda

There are two definitions for the gay agenda:

1. (the incorrect one):
The gay agenda is commonly referred to by conservatives and Christians as homosexuals' general set of goals:
- Make everyone gay.
- Bring about general demoralization of society.
- Break down the family unit.

There are other goals according to those who accept this definition to be true, but these are the ones most often heard.

2. (the correct one):
-Promote equality and tolerance for everyone (including, but not limited to equal marriage rights): gay, straight, black, white, whatever. Period.
1. Those gays always want to get into our schools and our politics so they can promote their gay agenda.

2. Someone who accepts the second definition probably would not use the term gay agenda, unless talking about how it is used incorrectly.
by through_the_looking_glass February 4, 2010
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gay cake

A term for something that is exceptionally gay.
Those two guys that are holding hands look like a huge slice of gay cake.
by AK Paintball May 8, 2008
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Gay Foghorn

When something someone says or does is TOTALLY asinine, stupid, R-tarded or the like then the Gay Foghorn must be brought out.

You make a hand pulling motion as if you were honking the horn of a semi truck, and make a fog horn sound high to low, "GAAAAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAAAAAAAA"

When a Gay Foghorn is used appropriately the user is bought a drink of their choice by the offender. However, if the Gay Foghorn is used inappropriately, the falsely charged 'offender' is then allowed to have his choice of either giving the abuser (aka user)a cock punch or having a drink bought for him by said abuser.
A couple of dudes are at a bar just chilin having some brewski's. Then a Clay Aiken remix comes on over the speakers and one dude, lets call him Klein, says, "This is totally my jam, lets go dance!" Lunchbox looks at him and says <insert fog horn pulling motion> "GAAAAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAAAAAAAA" Having been given the Gay Foghorn, Klein then understands the error of his ways and retreats inside himself and buys Lunchbox a delicious Caucasian.
by Tjockiss September 29, 2006
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gay a fuck

a metro guy who can't admit he's gay
person #1: Hey charlie
person #2: Hey Frank
person #3: (whispers to Frank) you know, I know you both are gay a fucks, so just make out now.
by anonymous_xx2 March 7, 2009
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