John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin

This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john

by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021

Eben John

The best Pornstar from 2010 to 2021.Very bad behaviour ,has intensions to kill others.Dirty minded and his a 100/100 Khozi .

Eben John is a Porn star

by Johan John November 22, 2021

John

John Is BLACK….

OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM

by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021

John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.

John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.

by Jaza23 November 25, 2021

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021

Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.

Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.

by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021

John

John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky

Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!

by Greek Myths November 28, 2021