palm one out

Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.

Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.

by tnayyyyy December 20, 2018

You one of dem

A phrase created by Steve cash to describe a person who participates in basic or cringy behavior.

Girl: I wanna go to Starbucks

Guy: Oh you one of dem
Girl: what does that mean.
Guy:(Smirking) idk it is what it is
Girl: Whatever.
Guy: Oh you one of dem

Girl: Boy leave me the fuck alone
Guy: Damn i aint even do nun.

by Steve Cash January 5, 2019

One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

bust a skinny one

To only ejaculate a small amount i.e a dribble

Evan: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Finn: "I went to bust a skinny one, sorry."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018