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Troll killer 

A good friend who while out with a group of friends will take it for the team and go for the troll of the group of girls. If the troll is not having fun she will make sure her friends no and they will all leave. So you always have a troll killer in your group to take the ugly ones.
Chris: Yo, Luke there is your girl for tonight. You better keep her interested.

Luke: Damn, man I didn't want to take the troll.

Chris: That's why we call you the troll killer!
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Freshman killer

When an upperclassman gets influenced to date a freshman
Is he actually dating that hairy freshman?, yeah obviously he’s a freshman killer
Freshman killer by Some Gender 8 February 17, 2018

the killion centrifuge 

when you cum in a girl at the park, put her in one of those spinny things, and spin her around as fast as you can until the cum separates into its individual components
"bro, i TOTALLY knocked her out with the killion centrifuge when we went to the park!"

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse 

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

wow killer

noob: guys why is wow server down

Gamer: the wow killer is out
wow killer by hypehype December 28, 2008
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killjoy by EvilMuse April 12, 2005