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The John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
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Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.
by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021
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John

John is very hesitant. He has very big ears and can very ambitious. They can be very cantankerous. They able. They are blue.
Guy 1: “look at john”
Guy 2: “okay”
by spooksay September 9, 2020
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John Overall

John Overall is a smart loyal boy he is a nerd a messy one too he is kind to others is friendly he and he is best friend material 😁
John Overall is a smart loyal person.
by Dalayia November 21, 2021
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Papa John

A form of massive shit that makes you lean forward beyond your knees.
“Hold on boys, I need to take a papa John.” “ he’s just taking a papa John.” “Damn. The Papa John I just took hurt like a motherfucker.”
by Izaaks arsehole July 28, 2021
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John

John is unpredictable and incredible. John can literally lit up someone's life with his unpredictable humor. His existence is someone's happiness, that a person never deem that his presence would just turn things around in an unpredictable way. His gaze is a weakness.It shows how he can be genuine and fragile too. He's incredible in all aspects, that even though a person is normally have imperfections, for him, it makes him more unique and deserving to be loved. He is extravagant—someone that will always worthy of all good things. A John in a person's life is a blessing. A gift from God that is so undeserving for us, because he is more than what we have asked for. Better acknowledge John forever.
by Lucialena May 14, 2022
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John Cena

Who's that? Never seen him before.
:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."
by SNOU January 18, 2022
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