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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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Kim job

1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.

2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.
Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.
by CasualT23 September 22, 2021
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Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.
"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"
by Sebwich September 25, 2021
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Strum Job

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
by The Diddly September 30, 2021
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Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
I need a pussy job from my husband
by PJAficionado October 6, 2021
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Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not
Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob
by HUPPPON October 17, 2021
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Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs
Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.
by Shmones November 1, 2021
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