theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
Get the Iranian nose jobmug. many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch
by bingusbump January 14, 2019
Get the Jobmug. Having oral sex with a dead person.
by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008
Get the crypt jobmug. by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
Get the blow job nationmug. When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
Get the texas rim jobmug. by Angeleek September 27, 2017
Get the Motor Jobmug. by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017
Get the Melon Jobmug.