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Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
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Job

many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch
random nigga: yo what up “job

Job: my name is pronounced “jobe” my nigga

random nigga: damn.
by bingusbump January 14, 2019
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crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.
The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.
by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008
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blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
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texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
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Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.
"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."
by Angeleek September 27, 2017
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Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.
I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.
by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017
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