douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

douchebag donny

Douchebag Donny is the way to call your crush.

So u like Douchebag Donny?

by M0istDuck May 15, 2019

douchebag lockbox

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape

Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?

by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019

Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

by TheChoi June 6, 2019

Douchebag

Niggas named Daniel

Guy 1:Man that nigga Daniel a douchebag
Guy 2:ya his got that virgin stride

by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019

Douchebag

Niggas name Daniel

Guy 1:that nigga Daniel is a douchebag
Guy 2:that man has the virgin stride

by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019

douche flute

a item used for vaping

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"

by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019