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by anonymous September 26, 2021

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Completely ditches his friends for 8 months comes back joins the call constantly mutes and gives up everything to talk to her she cheats on him AND THEN THIS MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER THEN SHE GOES TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THE GIRL SAID SHE CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE THEY WERENT ABLE TO BE TOGETHER AND SHE BES A BITCH TO EVERYONE BECAUSE BUT SHE REALLY DONT GOT A REASON AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT HIS FRIEND FOR SAYING ITS HER FAULT SHE GET BULLIED BECAUSE " IT WAS HER PAST SELF THAT GOT BEEF STARTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE" OR " I CAN CHANGE HER" OR "ITS NOT HER FAULT" JUST BECAUSE HE SMASHED HE IS OBSESSED AND THINKS OF HER AS A GODDESS WHILE HE CRIES EVERY DAY AND WANTS TO DIE

jett is such a fucking simp

by innocent friend February 27, 2023

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SUCKER INFATUATED with MEDIOCRE PUSSY

Bros always broke because he be simpin’ soon as his check hits.

by ScuffedKicks July 15, 2025

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Adam is a prime definition of a simp. He constantly goes to girls for their attention towards him and he does everything for them. He also goes and pays for their clothing and jewelry.

Adam is a simp because he sneaks out to donate to Belle Delphine.

by Kurt Kobaine August 24, 2021

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