trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
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Get the Trump mug.The feeling in which a sense of nostalgia is felt, specifically for when Donald Trump was in office of the United States of America.
“Man, I really miss it when Trump was president. Everything was better.”
“Feeling some Trump-stalgia, are we?”
“What”
“Feeling some Trump-stalgia, are we?”
“What”
by The Fuckhead123 October 18, 2021
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Who are those people behind that fence wearing red hats and shamelessly draped in the American flag, oh you mean the Trump Minions
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Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
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