waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...

Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.

by PeteShMeat July 19, 2017

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017

meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

Meat Swable

Meat that dangles from the pussy

Damn,did you know that Barbara had a juicer (meat Swable) than Jen

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

meat volcano

A human male's penis in the action of dispersing semen.

Tim had a problem with his meat volcano always firing blanks.

by GaryTheCabbage July 31, 2017