God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

On god on god

When you eat something so good and have to say how good it is, this term is used to exaggerate how good it is.

Girl: How’s that sandwich

Guy: This shit bussin on god on god

by Frunkcrunk July 08, 2022

Tribute God Complex

Believing you are Brian Johnson outside your ACDC tribute band so deeply , you remain In character everywhere you go with your floppy hat and shoe polish sideburns hoping to get a free reach around from Confused junkie groupies ...

Thanks to his Tribute God Complex, people laugh at him behind his back at HOB

by Fred zepplin March 15, 2019

Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad

Look it’s a tit god

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 17, 2022

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 07, 2023