Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

meat mincer

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

by Nut Boi May 31, 2018

Dear meated

When you don’t make the cut.

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.

by King Book Rock January 25, 2020