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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date
i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction
by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021
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Fish

She is strong independent and career driven loves money and winning. She is obsessed with 3 guys that she won't share with anyone. She will kill you I you touch her man you don't fuck with this chick
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020
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trilliii the fish

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell
if trilliii the fish sees that, ur gettin licked a new anal
by unknown147 May 30, 2015
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Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.
Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.
by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010
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Fish

What a dirty girls pussy smells like
Person 1: how was it last night?
Person 2: she’s good but her pussy smelt like fish
by Thisbich May 23, 2019
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Fish.

Fuck those Fish.
Natalie is still a Fish.
Goddamn Fish.
by Greasy Indian July 3, 2016
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