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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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Mahoney's Rule Clapback

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.
Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"
by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020
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Black Hole Beer Pong Rule.

At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.
They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.

Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me
by Pong dong daddy May 2, 2020
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Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.
Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.
by yayy1212 October 15, 2020
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The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991
Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.
by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020
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number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020
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Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself
by atavoid November 27, 2020
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