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*Blank* is my God

No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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God you are such a fusing

An insulting remark to an Irishmen(or anyone else for that matter) insulting pretty much everything about them,
(Racial Slur)
Hey guys I got some bud light y’all want some?

God you are such a fusing!
by BBC DELIGHT June 2, 2018
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God Race (Temptation Stairway OST)

Music that feels like the whole world falling apart.
Temptation Stairway feels like you're falling apart, god race (Temptation Stairway OST) sounds like the whole world is falling apart.
by idkwattodo April 5, 2024
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No because God is good

I just figured out Alex O'Connor's racket.
Hym "So, here is how that works: Alex O'Connor is there to be said no to. Right? So he levies my criticism of religion in soft-ball fashion at the cultists... To which they ALWAYS RESPOND 'No because God is good.' I mean, you can watch his latest video or see is just an hour and 45 minutes of that. 'Don't you think it's evil for a deranged reality monster to create life just to subject it to torment?' And then the cultists goes 'No because God is good' and then Alex is like 'But it doesn't sound all that good' and the cultists responds 'No... It is though.' It's like my bit about 'Has knives.' Alex O'Connor just does the 'Has knives' bit with religious people. That's his job."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2024
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wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...
"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"
by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018
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Boof God

A boof god is person who smokes weed constantly and runs shit like he/she owns it. People will do anything just to be a boof god.
Stone and Juan are boof gods.
by I have to peeeeeeee March 24, 2021
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