Midgley Mess

When you melt a dark chocolate orange and dip your scrotum in it before receiving oral sex.

John felt adventurous so asked his wife to give him a Midgley mess.

by SillySausage12345 February 6, 2026

Middenthealism

Middenthealism describes the idea of the existence of a mysterious world in the cracks of reality. This space and this so called "In-between" seems very familiar to explorers though it still makes people feel like they don't belong. It is true because people shouldn't be able to escape reality.
It is basically the idea of something in the middle of realism and surrealism.

I can't believe a movie about The Backrooms is really coming out. I love anything that explores middenthealism!

by TexanCat February 11, 2026

Middling

A behaviour most associated with the Middle Class.
Similar to DITHERING, it means taking the middle road, refusing to take a real position on anything, and playing it safe with more talking, but no actions.

Being MID.

The Middling Middle Class, not quite sure how they feel about anything.
Middling bureaucrats, adding more bureaucracy but no solutions.

by Jaytecx September 1, 2025

ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.

Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

by skuldss May 31, 2011

corn muddle

a corn muddle is what all the ain't shit boys at Temple smell like.

Von smells like a corn muddle, he is a fuck boy!!!!

by jilarmika123 April 18, 2017

PUD MUDDLE

When a woman injects meth and has an instant orgasm, leaving a puddle of cum in her panties.

Kari are you ok? "I'm fine , that shit was so good ..... I made a fricking PUD MUDDLE

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018

Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business

That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.

by Cunt muddler June 2, 2021