meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023

meat in my stomach

is to get the male sex organ inserted hard or hardly into the femal sex organ.

I’ve had his meat in my stomach

by Small critic March 14, 2022

Man meat

Penis

She’s got man meat

by Notnickkkkkkk June 30, 2019

pleat meat

Pleat meat is the asshole.

She bent over so far i could see her pleat meat.

by Red bird 10 November 30, 2021

meat bully

A meat bully is a person (usually a male) who masturbates, sometimes furiously, at every opportunity, much like a bully who never misses an opportunity to harass his target.

House to myself is ideal, but everyone asleep is cool. Either way, it’s meat bully time.

by virgil_tibbs April 24, 2021

Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016