hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016

school hands

A condition in school that occurs when your hands feel sticky yet dry due to the humidity of the school. It makes you want to go wash your hands.

"High five!"
"Nah, I got school hands."

by JMSABS9 June 6, 2016

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

Hand it out

To Sell Drugs.

Thug 1: Yo my boy, I just bought the drugs.
Thug 2: Ight, hand it out.

by Skoolboy Ty May 21, 2016

slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 15, 2016