Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

8 my D

from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"

when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off

Yooo Chad, last night your side hoe 8 my d like it was water in a desert

by rightless ginger October 3, 2022

is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

Monkey D. Luffy

Solos whole MHA verse, got Boa Hancock crushing on him, lucky boy, king of pirates.

Monkey D. Luffy is the king of pirates.

by yamato <# February 1, 2022

23 and D

When you hook-up with a distant relative on discovered through genetic results.

Braj she was my cousins roommate, but I got my results back. Turns out we 23 and D'd.

by Dnastttt February 14, 2021

D-Hilly

D-Hilly is the most loveable, funny, and amazing person. He's the guy that will make a bad day turn good in mere seconds. An absolute goofball who cares genuinely about the people he surrounds himself with. The hottest guy around, a real catch, and the highlight of your life. Whoever's got him is truly lucky. He's literal perfection.

D-Hilly is so smoking hot, sexy, perfect, awesome, amazing, and fantastic.

by ppcoooo January 10, 2022

triple D’s

D-Dumb
D- Dementia

D- Delusional

Friend 1: Yo she’s a triple D’s
Friend 2: she’s flat chested though?
Friend 1: Bro…are u dumb?

by …ja May 13, 2022