spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker January 02, 2016

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Jewgar Daddy

A sub-species of Sugar Daddy that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan or Orange County, CA.

My Jewgar daddy drinks old scout and redbull before the Bruno Mars concert.

by Keltini B February 03, 2024

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big daddy stelmach

meewoooww rawr humana humana humana awoooogaaaa :3

i want big daddy stelmach to plow my feilds if u catch my drift :33

by luka farteira March 24, 2023

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russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 24, 2019

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tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021

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