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Water

Water is the most amazing thing ever. It is so yummy yo.
Guy: Hey bro got that flavorless liquid?

Other Guy: Hell yeah I got some water!
by bxckychu May 26, 2020
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water-tipper

noun- when you take a dump and the tip of it touches the water
i screwed your mom last night after taking a water-tipper
by darb43 April 4, 2007
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Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"
by Juried March 4, 2021
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Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.
I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.
by Bamberga September 7, 2022
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Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
by MrJuly October 12, 2011
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fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.
This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.
by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016
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Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”
“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”
by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022
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