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burn the toast 

to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious
ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah

Cutting the tie 

The act of coming out of the closet
I'm really proud of Jim. He is finally cutting the tie today.
Cutting the tie by rainaforest February 5, 2012

Tony the tiger 

When something is great, or awesome.
It's Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
Guy1: Man, did you see that goal?
Guy2: yeah it was totaly tony the tiger.
Tony the tiger by Drewwbs April 18, 2012

Tickling the Turtle 

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.
Tickling the Turtle by Depro October 20, 2012

Play the tuba 

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.
I want to play the tuba all night.
Play the tuba by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

living the thug life 

It's when you and jo' homes be crckin dat dope on the side so jo' bitch can get her shit dimonds
Homie: yo' you be living the thug life man??

You: fuck yea dawg, my bitch be gittin' dose dimonds