by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022
Get the something that breaks your handmug. by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022
Get the slave handsmug. Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"
by Velcroeater202 March 19, 2018
Get the Double-Hand Grandslammug. by guzz1r January 8, 2025
Get the look ma no handsmug. A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
Get the Lithuanian Hand Grenademug. A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
Get the Hulk-handsmug. Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!
Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
Get the Cologne and hand towelsmug.