meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me

Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-

by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021

Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.

"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."

by Milleroo February 15, 2025

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.

"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."

by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016