A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
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Get the John mug.John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
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Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
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Get the John Rhyven mug.John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'
You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
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