punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.

white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.

by bizzo July 16, 2008

The Murry Lean

when one walks down the hall way with one shoulder up higher than the other one, and their belly stuck out.

let me see you walk down the hall and do the murry lean!!!

by thepokerman23 April 26, 2007

The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

Pimp-murder

Killing someone

I'm going to Pimp-Murder you

by Mic57285412385213 January 29, 2009

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

hurry murray

Ever had that friend that's always late, teach them a lesson by getting all your mates to text the phrase "hurry murray" to them, lots and lots of times.

Hurry Murraying itself has come a long way from the humble days of just the phrase "hurry murray" it can now be used for just about anything.

Classic Example:

Person1: "Where the hell is Person2?! They are always late! Lets teach them a lesson by hurry murraying them!"
Person1,2,3,4,5: "Hurry Murray!"
Person6: "Oh noes my phone is being clogged by hundreds of texts saying "hurry murray", guess that'll teach me to be late!"

Other uses:

Person1: "Oh my days I really need a poo"
Person2: "Lets hurry murray him the word "poo"!"
Person2,3,4,5,6: "Poo!"
Person1: "Guess I should've seen that one coming!"

by niventc March 25, 2010