Life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: Hi, whatcha doin with your life?

Me: nothing

by Ok I I'm me to I'm I'm me September 27, 2017

Life

Death

Him: Yaaay I'm born

Me: are you sure

Him: no
Me: NOOOOOWIIGE, life

by www.youtube.com/c/danger05 September 29, 2017

all my life’s answers

Urban dictionary

Yo this web site here has all my life’s answers

by chappygamer42 October 4, 2017

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 20, 2017

life

something i dont have

i need a life

by cowowoow October 20, 2017

african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017

Life

Life is an amazing thing you only get once. You get to be in love, have kids, settle down, get married, have an amazing family who loves you dearly, and maybe even be a crazy cat lady! lol. Remember, life is a once-in-a-lifetime expirence. So use it all very wisely. <3 <3 <3 <3

Girl: *Sighs* What would I do without life?

Boy: You'd be dead, no, wait, you wouldn't even know what life is.

by AmazingLexiIsNotOnFire March 22, 2017