simp

jay gatsby

have you seen jay gatsby? he’s such a simp!

by gnsht June 12, 2022

Simp

Sora The Troll

Sora is a simp for Pokemane.

by parker.lovebot August 6, 2020

Simp

A male that ditches his friends to hang with a girl regularly.

Guy 1: Is Mason coming?
Guy 2: No, you gotta remember, he’s a simp, he’s ditching us for his girl.

by Yonig69 April 11, 2020

Simping

Acronyms. Stuck In My Pussy

Russel is siming for that pole dancing trash whore. He’s not the only one simping for her.

by Hideaway Hoe September 19, 2020

Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Im a Simp a Super intense Minecraft Player

by TacoBlaster._. March 25, 2021

simp

a word that was once special but tiktok faggots have ruined it
(stands for Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy)

Chad: wow oh boy that girl sure is cute
Tiktard: simp! haha u are simping hahahahaah!

by wkalc April 8, 2020

Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.

"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius

by mistahroga May 9, 2020