swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Cool water

When your throat is really dry just drink some Cool water. But make sure the nights are cool and you're a fool. Its a song by Marty Robbins. You can play it in discord when its really quiet. Also when you walk in the store and see a bottle of water you can sing this to your self. Use it as a meme or sing it in class with your friends.

This water is really cold, nah man its Cool water.
Tell me a nice song: Cool water by Marty robbins is really nice.

by Kees1234123 February 13, 2019

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024

The Water Buffalo

The act of when she(or he) is receiving intercourse through the ass(or viagina), and before the man orgasms he spills her guts and shoves her face into a sink while fucker she/he in he gut cavity.

"Me and my wife did The Water Buffalo last night, shes gone now"

by Agent Rikka August 15, 2022

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017