water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)

Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024

fuzzy water

A ‘fuzzy water’ can be considered a fizzy soda, sparkling water, or a soft drink. If someone says fuzzy water, they simply have just forgot which words they were going to say and needed similar words to help fill in the blanks and not leave everyone clueless.

“Hey M you got some fuzzy water?”
“What on earth is fuzzy water?”
“Look it up on the urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022

fuzzy water

fuzzy water is basically just sparkling water put into better words.

“hey can you pass me the fuzzy water?”
“what’s fuzzy water?”
“look it up on urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022

Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.

Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

Water-man

A crazy degenerate looking, gimp mask wearing man in a silver tightsuit who was in the sidemen hole in the wall video along with six other beautiful men. So, another KSI character.

"hunghhhhhhh i want to see simon wet hngghnghh"
~Water-man

by thebhenchod July 13, 2022

Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River

“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”

by Tonklord July 15, 2022