God save our noble king

A phrase used when you wish for god's greatness upon yourself.

Patented by Sudiksha

Abc: Bro she gave us extra homework!
Def: God save our noble king

by myfreedityfreedom April 21, 2025

God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

God

God is, according to Christianity, the eternal being responsible for the upbringing of our world.

I believe God was made up by those longing for power, simply to make the people believe that God would punish them. This made it so that they could shape society any way that they wished, and therefore rule it. Perhaps God is what sparked morality. This has since been replaced by societal laws telling one how to act, thus making religion and God meaningless.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

God Shot

The shot of ice that I have tried to get in for 5 or 6 years or more, and still won't go in due to the outside inference that keeps occurring, because they think it's going to kill me or something. And keeps on getting confused (maybe, at least..) for heroin, that would (if I could get it in... That is..) have gotten me off the needle back then, and now is the key to saving certain things (like private Ruan () and producing a (in my mind.. at minimum..) a super duper mega miracle which is the equivalent of 1000 miracles.

I really wish I could finally get in that God Shot..

*sigh

by GodCreator January 24, 2024

GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.

Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022

penguin god

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1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018