immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Booty Meat

noun; (slang, stuff Taylor says)

1. Something repulsive or dissatisfying.

2. The butt flesh providing round shape and shade for the back of the legs.

*see also 'cool beans'

That bus ride home smelled like booty meat!

by Jmelz March 8, 2017

eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!

by Vigna May 12, 2016

golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013

Meat

"Meat" means Love. It expresses how much you want someone's love. To say I want meat means I want love.

Rebecca: I want Charlie's meat. Stacy: I've heard he is a kind loving person

by totally not miles January 6, 2024

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021