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Handcuffed Sex

When someone is handcuffed by their partner before they had sex
I was sitting at home and watching porn on the television. I was getting horny and anyone could see my 8 inch cock bulging. So I called up my girlfriend Bianca and called her over.

In the next 10 minutes, Bianca was at my door. She wore booty shorts and a crop top. She wasn't even wearing a bra inside.

I pulled her into my room and was about to take my pants off when she stopped me.

Bianca smiled. "I just thought that you'd enjoy handcuffed sex better. " Bianca dangled a pair of handcuffs in front of me. I grabbed them and cuffed her hands together. I then pushed her onto the bed roughly and tied her legs down. I gagged her, only leaving her eyes open.

I then ripped her shirt off and her shorts too. I then ripped off my clothes and proceeded to massage her tits, rubbing my dick against her clit in silent invitation. Her eyes grew wider.
I moved up and removed her gag. "I want you to scream. I want to hear you beg for me." And then I blindfolded her.

I then proceeded to slowly push myself into her, only an inch. She screamed and I pushed in a little more. "Ugh!! That hurts!!"

"Good," I laughed, pushing harder. She cried out in pain and pleasure. I pushed myself fully inside her and she orgasmed. I pulled my cock out and licked up everything before pushing myself in fully with no warning. The whole block could hear the scream she let out. She orgasmed and I cummed. I felt our juices mix. Best handcuffed sex ever.
by Bitch don't mess with me February 19, 2020
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Dolphin Sex

The noise given by a female after being propositioned by a male to put it in her ass sounding very similar to a dolphin.
Bob: <rubs dick on female's asshole as an offer>
Jane: anh-nh
by Meezy August 30, 2005
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Sex and the City

A dire hour of over-the-hill thirty somethings persuading their equals in the real world that they have a chance of happiness and ever having sex again(when they don't).
Josh loves sex and the city more than his own mother
by morgangills November 9, 2004
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Sex Tots

1. An extremely popular website that highlights the not uncommon practice of sex acts involving tater tots.
2. A website designed to lure in pedophiles thinking they have found a treasure trove of "kiddy porn," only to find the site full of pictures and dramatic stories of people lusting after tater tots.
3. Toddlers addicted to sex.
George: "Have you seen the Sex Tots at sextots.info?"
Derek: "No, do you find sex with children entertaining?"
George: "No, no, dude. It's all about sex with tater tots. They have dramatic readings, good stories, and really tasteful pictures."
Derek: "Get out of my house."
by D-Smoov February 28, 2010
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Sex Slave

Sex slave is used to be slave trading,rearing,breeding of illegal humans.They are usually used for porn shows and the shit are used for fertiliser.Their milk are added to french wines.
Person 1:My mom used to be a sex slave.

Hubai:Cool Can i fuck her

person 1:sure
by James Hubai March 3, 2009
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Facebook Sex

Finding a girl who is at least an 8/10 (10 is high, sorry for all you titanic creepers wanting to crack one off to an ugly bird) clicking on the full screen image to maximize the picture to the biggest possible size and then taming your beast.

After the action you must poke her on facebook. The idea is she doesn't know about it, that might be kinda creepy and you wouldn't wanna be known as the creeper you really are by a girl you're never going to get now, would you?

Also referred to as Facebook Sexed.
Matt: "I had such good sex last night"
Josh: "Oh congratulations mate, you finally lost your virginity?"
Matt: "No, I facebook sexed Sophie"
Josh: "Ohhh right..well did you poke her at the end?"
Matt: "Yeah of course, i'm well experienced at facebook sexing and have plently of experience"
James: "GOOOOOOOOOD"
Josh: "Wait, WTF, Sophie who? That better not be my Sophie!"
by Brooksmeister March 29, 2010
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toothbrush sex

toothbrush sex is a form of masturbation

For a male - it would be used up the arse.
For a female - in her vagina, often used with a electric toothbrush for the vibrator effect.
*whirring noise*
"aaarrrghghghghhhh im cummmmiing, oh god all over my toothbrush, but i dont care this toothbrush sex is fantastic*
by ShellySherlock November 15, 2005
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