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New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.
This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.
by PodcastListener July 23, 2019
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New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.
Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.
by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019
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New Years Day 2021

The first day of 2021. And the first day of us being out of the shit year we know as 2020.
At 12am, on New Years Day 2021, God will put a message into the sky that says "Tutorial Completed. Proceed To Game?"

Have a Happy New Year!
by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020
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New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.
I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.
by jstringy October 14, 2011
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Yyxy new member is HyeJi

by syafinaz? October 13, 2023
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Late New Years Kiss

A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.
Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.
by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022
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chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
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