Meat Cow

Chloe

"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."

by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

meat

1. Flesh from animals used as food.
2. An alternate term used to describe strong muscles.

3. Misspelled version of meet.

1. Time to devour some meat!
2. Damn bro, you got some meat!
3. Alright, I'll Meat you at your house.
3. Friend: Misspelled it again.

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.

1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!

by the random. October 14, 2021

Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

by Meatwealth October 15, 2021