Meat Mensch

A penis

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".

"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"

by fajonian March 11, 2022

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

Meat pack

Meat pack

“Riff raff meat pack”

by riskinit4dabizkit April 2, 2025

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015