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Jack-in-the-box

When one takes Adderall when one is still half asleep, whilst setting one's alarm to go off ten minutes into the future. When the alarm goes off, one will find oneself jumping up, suddenly wide awake. Popping up out of one's bed like that fey, much-celebrated children's toy of yesteryear.
Jack: Give me some of your 10 mg generics, I am going to need to pull a Jack-in-the-box this morning.
by skullskratching-soulsearching December 31, 2013
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co-jack

to go on someones online profile or account by stealing there password or the owner of the profile let them on.
"Ronda's talking to me on facebook talking about how awesome Darin is."

"No, its probably just Darin Co-jacking on Ronda's profile."
by akeith8 February 7, 2012
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Slipper Jacked

The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.
Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.
by Baba shababalof July 30, 2011
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dildo jack-off

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Jack Off Jill

They also had an EP called Covetous Creature with SMP from Marilyn Manson on guitars. Manson also gave them their name. Moulder's side project is T-C-R with Chris Vrenna, Nine Inch Nails, on guitar for afew tracks.
You know the babe from Jack off Jill
Yea
Shes Fit!
by Jamin August 3, 2003
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louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
by Todd January 15, 2005
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JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

someone who is skilled at a great deal of tasks, usually in the same feild, but who lacks suffcient skill in any one specific area.
"He can play guitar, keys and drums, but he just isn't that great"

"Jack-of-all-trades master of none"
by lukio March 18, 2007
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