Carb Daddy

The equivalent to a sugar daddy but instead of giving money they buy you food

My carb daddy bought me a nice dinner last night.

by Fuckboi'99 June 2, 2017

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blogger daddy

the person. man or woman. whom usually has a blog of their own. and convinces you to create 1 for yourself.

charlie suggested i create a blog of my own and in doing so became my blogger daddy.

by about a boy November 19, 2007

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I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME. You're a cheating whore and you're a cheating bastard and toxic venom spilled all over the world at each other and we feel like it's the end of the world and we hate each other to the death an hour later.....
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..

THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG..
"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... and poof real life gangster shit ride or die stick together you can overcome anything even a daddy issue was never an issue and that's been my problem my whole life

Daddy benzo he's an asshole a cute asshole and oh my God is that a flashlight in his pocket or is he just happy to see us LOL all the girls love you but you'll forever be my DADDY BENZO a king in my eyes no one can ever take your place... this white girl loves you

by SNOWBUNNYHUNGLOW559 November 13, 2022

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Daddy

The name of my daddy :3

"Daddy is keeping me in his basement, and uses me as a sex slave. Please help! :c"

by cumslutfordaddy69 April 11, 2022

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Daddy

Nah because yall sexualized daddy so much what are my future kids gonna call their dad homie or sum like come on man

kid:hiii daddy
oldest kid:ayoooo
dad:kids stfu

by DONTWORRYBOUTWHOIAMMISSGIRL June 14, 2022

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daddy sosa

coolest person ever, very mean and a lil crazy, but be careful u can get very easily infatuated w him. kinda dumb sometimes but it's okay he smart every once in a while. his favorite color is red and he a very reserved and closed off person but is very trustworthy. also alisita in love wit him or sum like tha

wow daddy sosa so cool

by ndncio November 23, 2021

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