shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

Shit Transplant

The act of defecating in another persons anus.

The man received a Shit Transplant from the transient prostitute.

by AssHoleJoe July 20, 2014

Shit Cup

A cup of human or animal shit that you leave near a heat source that is not visable. The cup and odor are a slow brewing present to leave friends and enemies.

The weather is cold today and I have to drop a serious turd. If i leave this shit cup on the radiator under the desk, I bet the entire house will enjoy my stench tommorow.

by bourdonj January 23, 2011

puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.

"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.

by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011

No shit devansh

When someone(retarded) tells something that is so wrong by his/her conspiracy theories

Devansh - in avengers 4 I think thanos will kill everyone and then stan lee will make a cameo as the one above all and restart the whole universe.

Me- no shit devansh

by Geto5 June 1, 2018

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

shit crumpet

A greeting to a good friend.2 a dried piece of crap.

Hey shit crumpet!

by John Davis June 15, 2003