Pulled a Shanka

When a man cums within ten seconds of having sex.

I was with a girl last night and because I haven't had sex is so long I pulled a shanka!

by Hedgefundpapi January 20, 2021

Pull a Wendy

When your not actually sick but you feel entitled to sick days so you can sit at home and watch Netflix

Or

When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack

I really can't be arsed to do this, I might just pull a wendy

Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week

by Sorryletmestopyouthereandtelly May 18, 2021

pull and roll

the act or art of yankin before your blow your load, and rolling away from that MESS you just filthed your cock on. a useful term for most of us who are too lazy to pack da rubs.

if you forgot yer jimmy hat, pull and roll...

by Mark T January 25, 2005

Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you

Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.

by funnysister July 10, 2010

Pulling a USA

Pulling a USA is when ur turning left onto a 4 lane road, and instead of going into the first lane, u decide it would be alright in heavy traffic to go straigt into the 4th lane

Amarican: *Drives into the 4th lane when turning left*
Canadian: Aww that MoFo is pulling a USA

by Mandegar March 2, 2008

pulling taffy

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009

Pull a Lauren

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass

Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done

by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019