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Handbird

1. Using something you already have rather than risk losing it by seeking a better option.

2. Taking an opportunity as it presents itself rather than taking the risk of waiting for a better one.

Derived from the phrase, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
I'm going to handbird these winnings, before I totally blow it.

I'm going handbird this job offer even though it isn't exactly what I want.
by Curtis Von Birdington June 11, 2023
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Handcuffed sex

I called my girlfriend over to my house because i was really horny
She showed up 10 minutes later and we both went to the bedroom and closed the door
I went to take my pants off when she stopped me and said that she had an idea

She pulled out a pair of handcuffs from behind her back

I grabbed them and handcuffed her hands to the bed
I then tied down her legs and blindfolded her
I ripped off her close and started rubbing her nipples so she let out a small moan
I started teasing her with my dick on her wet pussy
I then started to push my dick into her

First just an inch but i could tell she wanted more so i pushed everything into her
She let out the loudest moan and told me to go harder so i did
I jerked my dick back and forth and side to side
I then hit her g-spot and she cummed all over my dick
I took it out and locked up everything before going for a round 2

She was moaning so loud and was having an orgasm
I didn't stop until she couldn't move
After that she couldn't walk for days

Best handcuffed sex ever
by at164534.0@gmail.com June 27, 2023
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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people
is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking
by slashthenoob May 8, 2010
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Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.
After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.
by Grbel08 August 30, 2010
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Solitaire hand

The hand cramp you get when playing Solitaire on the computer for a long time.
Dude such a long day, got Solitaire hand.
by Nommit January 19, 2011
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