jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

by Joedaman March 19, 2010

Get off the sticks

(v.) to be defeated, usually in a video game. Derived from Halo multiplayer deathmatches in which the victor taunts the loser to "get off the sticks" (i.e., the two analog sticks of the typical Xbox joypad)

That's 33 frags in a row, sucka! Get off the sticks!!!!

by Rurouni KJS May 29, 2009

Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.

I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel

by Happy beater August 13, 2010

beat the breaks off

1.East St Louis slang for whooping somebodys ass.

2.To fuck really hard.

He beat the breaks off that weak nigga.

I'd beat the breaks off of her.

by A-Bomb TGN August 11, 2005

[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009

I'm cool off that

Meaning you don't any, usually used for drugs/alchohol.

But also, other stuff, like food, or anything share-able.

Cocaine,
Weed,
Alchohol,
Food,
Drinks,
Smokes,
Etc

Hey man, wanna hit?

Nah I'm cool off that.

by hippyflippy November 21, 2006

Booed Off Stage

Nickelback.

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

by lolnickelback May 25, 2010