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James

Jamie is one of those people that you know are a red flag so stay far away. they are usually really short and stubby, when coming across a James,make sure you avoid them at all costs.
"Hey, James. Sorry I meant you, Jamie!
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James

A well meaning kid, socially awkward or entirely inept, but still tries his best to be a nice and caring person. Has difficulty making friends but has a small personal circle of people that are cool with him, but he's a lot more charismatic online. Handsome, but his outward demeanor or certain aspects of his appearance like weight and style make it harder to get girls. Potentially clingy, obsessive even, as a result from social isolation, but is open to change, and has good neuroplasticity. Superficially intelligent, knows a lot of obscure references and facts like any geek, but also well read and has good spatial intelligence and high IQ like a true nerd. Has peculiar interests and hobbies, eccentric, maybe a bit foofy from time to time, and finds it hard to relate to other people, but is easy to talk to once conversation gets going well. Flirtatious and romantic, but lacks confidence and fumbles talking to girls. Overall, rough around the edges, but once you get to know him he's a good guy, just lonely.
Classmate 1, quietly: James, he's kinda weird isn't he?
Classmate 2, quietly: Yeah, but he's not so bad, kinda wonky sometimes but he's a good guy. He's misunderstood, give him a chance.
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james

An absolutely amazing person with a beautiful heart but a crazy soul. Will eat spiders and lollies off the floor but deeply cares for those close to him. Don’t let him go.
girl 1: yo i started dating james

girl 2: wow what a total catch!
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James

James: yum I love curry

Jude: fat fuck
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Pulling An Alexander James

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.
Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023
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james conoly

A fucking cripple he has all the stds from fucking his mom and dad. He is the biggest prick ever
Calin: oh fuck its james conoly
Any sane person: Oh fuck
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james craig

savage boi who will truck yo ugly ass at football
by billlllllllyyyyyyyyy456 April 19, 2018
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