john arthur 

John Arthur,
this is the type of guy to search up the weird thing he does to check if it's relatable, but nobody does it, he's just weird. John Arthur feels foreign from the other Johns so he feels both unique ina good and bad way. His dick is a little under average, but huge when stroked.

John Arthur, where's your hairline!?

john arthur by Dangling Balls April 21, 2020

John 

A retard that's a pedophile and eats their own poop and is a simp and sucks their own dick

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John by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Pope John Paul II high school 

i wanna dye

I go to pope john paul ii high school. I want to dye. Yall went to high school. I wentz to skool hi

Pope John Paul II high school by ihaveaids666 May 29, 2018

The Sloppy Long John Silver 

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

The Sloppy Long John Silver by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

hoppin' john 

Black eyed peas and rice, mixed with ham hocks, or other things. Basically slop for people. Used only by poor whites, and extremely rural blacks. Most likely, the only place you'll hear this word anymore is southern Georgia, or Mississippi or some place like that.

A word most try-hard blacks from the suburbs have no clue what the meaning is, even though they go on and on about how "they luv them sum soul food"

Leroy: Ma'me what you cooking tonight?
Hatty May: I aint nigga. You betta make some hoppin' john from what we had last night. And heat up that Jiffy cornbread!

hoppin' john by mr. waites October 29, 2007

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit 

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

John Stamos 

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"

I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"

John Stamos by Hou Saou March 5, 2014