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John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.
by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021
mugGet the Johnmug.

John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
mugGet the John Phonemug.

logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian
logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts
by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022
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John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother
Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around
by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021
mugGet the John-Dagmug.

John Ultrakill

A playful and satirical way of referring to the protagonist of the hit boomer shooter game ULTRAKILL — V1.

It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.
V1: I am John Ultrakill.
Everyone: Holy shit it's John Ultrakill!!!1!1
by Artificeeer March 15, 2025
mugGet the John Ultrakillmug.

st John's boy

Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.
This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.
by Stow_e March 12, 2021
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