Throwing the jacks down

taken a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta "throw the jacks down".

by Jafo June 19, 2004

chocalte lumber jack

a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast

wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty

by Jermiah Pharms December 5, 2003

jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.

My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Jack off Jill

An apparently "girly" band that was awesome, but I am a fan and I am a male. Anyway, they were a Gothic Alternative Rock band was made up of mostly females. They broke up in late 2000 because of PMS problems or something. They have a music video of My Cat. And the former lead singer Jessicka formed another band in 2001 called Scarling, which is pretty good.

Jack Off Jill has the most hilarious band name.

by Prince Leviticus October 19, 2004

ALIEN JACK

An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.


NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL

Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.

by Alien Jack February 3, 2005

Jack Dawson

A sexy guy. His Penis is 1 foot long and he is always having sex. He is smart and good at video games. He has never failed a class and he is always playing sports. He is 6 feet tall and irresistible.

Jack Dawson is very sexy.

by ABBY Scott!!! June 13, 2018

Jack someone off

To give someone a hand job

Would you ever jack someone off?

by Definitions??? September 24, 2016