A calm person. Female. Always the life of the party. A must have at every A-list event. For a shoulder to cry on or a bestie to laugh with, a Randy Joe is the chicka to have at your hip.

Chick 1: OMG this party sucks I think I'm gonna cry...
Chick 2: Hold on let me call Randy Joe, she'll know how to get this party hoppin' or at least we can cry on her shoulders and eat Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream while watching TearJerkers...

Randy Joe by The Real Missi March 10, 2009

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philly joe

Philly Joe Jones, a mean motherfucker.

Damn man, listen to philly joe takin' off there.

philly joe by The Walter August 10, 2009

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cokehead joe

a serious cokehead that smokes crack everyday. usually has bleached scene blonde hair with blue eyes. this type of druggie is known world wide throughout the drug nation.

"dude youre such a crack addict"
"COKEHEAD JOE FTW MANNN"
"OH SHITTTTT!!!!"
"FUCK BITCHES AND SMOKE CRACK ALL DAY EVERYDAY"
"WORD YO WORD"

cokehead joe by cokehead joe. May 1, 2010

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mean-joe-greene

(verb) To chug a beverage in one continuous gulp or to drink someone else's drink greedily. (a reference to the classic '70's Coke commercial)

Dude, I said you could have a sip of my coke, not mean-joe-greene it!

I guess I was thirstier than I thought, 'cuz I just mean-joe-greened that beer.

mean-joe-greene by Glyphtr March 13, 2011

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