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bay bro

Clearly this is a bro from the bay. You can spot him in his natural habitat, tinder. Or some lesser-known app, like bumble. He used to like Obama. Sometimes, his quaff cascades down to his perfectly groomed beard that falls all the way to the second button on his freshly pressed flannel. He rocks the shit out of earbuds around his neck all day, every day; gotta let you know he's in tech. Ain't no way he's drinkin' bud light made by the man. Instead he'll just stick to his PBR (hairflip). If you you see this bro, he'll be wearing a free tshirt (that he paid for) even though his salary could buy a house next to his parents' in Marin.
Person 1: That's guys a jackass

Person 2: Fuckin bay bro
by Nbdubs August 14, 2016
mugGet the bay bromug.

Fett Bro

"He's fett bro"
by hannaebba November 5, 2018
mugGet the Fett Bromug.

Projectile bro

Excessive, exaggerated, over the top”bro” ness ever
Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”
by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024
mugGet the Projectile bromug.

BRO WTF

by Excalibur III February 3, 2024
mugGet the BRO WTFmug.

bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
mugGet the bro jerkmug.

Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife
Pass port bros be based as hell
by Brett Cooper is a W June 7, 2024
mugGet the Pass port brosmug.

Bro

The meaning of bro is most commonly used in our Gods natural habitat, the foods room. it is specifically targeted to none other than Tennyson Lew. BRO also comes from the ancient language Jakkypoœ. BRO in Jakkypoœ means “one that the almighty one has spoken to. spoken about failure. and. rejection.”
BRO WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
BRO YOU’RE GONNA GET FAILED AND REJECTED
by Servant of The Almighty Jaksen November 9, 2021
mugGet the Bromug.

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