Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Wrap N Gap

Wrap it up and hit the gap. Put a condom on and have sex.

Yo, check out that ass, im gonna wrap n gap that!

by Ghostcatkilla June 21, 2024

N,t,ocd

N&T,ocd is numbers and tapping ocd, when u have to tap something a certain amount of times or for a certain amount of time. U can feel stressed and annoyed or relived. Relived being I have the power to fix things to make sure ppl won't get hurt but it is really just all in your head. Stressed and annoyed being having to tap for a certain time or until u count up to a certain number a lucky number and u try to avoid unlucky numbers. Also when u try to avoid doing this u may feel like something bad is going to happen and it all depends on u to make sure it doesn't. It may feel like the worst thing in the world but u will eventually get use to this. Sometimes the reason this happens is because you are worried that someone will get hurt or someone may die or anything that u are scared of happing.

N,t,ocd is, Numbers and tapping ocd is when u have to tap something for a certain amount of time or until u count to a certain number this mainly happens to ppl because the are worried or stressed about something.

by Molly.b December 31, 2021

Slip n go

When you've started showering but then get the need to shit so you step out mid shower and very slipperly sit on the throne. It's a wipe free situation as you will rejoin the shower just after... one of life's sweetest treats

F: can I get in the bathroom
M:Sorry hun, gimme t mins
F: why? Your in the shower
M: yeah that taco got the best of me so I've had to take a tactical slip n go. I'll be back in the shower in 3 mins

by Slipngo April 2, 2021

clickin' n' shittin'

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

by eurodigitalpartners July 9, 2018

puff n pass

The act of reading a document or information and passing/sharing it with others

here is the class list, please puff n pass

by grammar queen March 2, 2018

Flaming slip n slide

A daring and unconventional sex act that involves the adventurous use of fire and lubrication. In this exhilarating act, one partner applies a generous amount of flammable lube onto their body, while the other partner ignites it with a carefully controlled flame. As the lube catches fire, the couple engages in a slippery and adrenaline-fueled escapade, sliding and gliding through the flames with unabashed enthusiasm

Ambatubus: So me and Amkaming did the Flaming slip n slide last night
Ambatublow: wow that's amazing

by D3ADM1ND May 28, 2023