It’s not that I don’t want to

I just can’t get there from here, metaphorically speaking

It’s not that I don’t want to.

Yes I’m talking to you Jews

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

I got hacked!

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.

James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*

Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?

James: I got hacked! Chill out!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2020

I Sped You

A term in which one person of one party speds the other person of the other party.

Ryan: "Hey Julissa"
Julissa: "Yeah Ryan?"
Ryan: "I sped you"
Julissa: "wtf does that even mean"

by poisoncookies June 15, 2016

I went to college

a statement by Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants when Mr. Krabs foiled his plan

Hear me krabs. When i discover your formula for krabby patties i'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLEGE

by Astro PSI June 2, 2022

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

I miss luca

Nothing XD. Just me missing luca and really wanting to see him. Mwuah

Me: I miss luca
Nobody:...

by I like him March 14, 2021

I want the truth

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?

J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.

Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!

Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023