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Poop

What is poop, you may ask?

Poop is your feces. What is feces? Feces is what comes out of your ass when you shit. It's brown and smells nasty.
(To some people it smells good, lol.)
Examples: The dog pooped in the grass. Sally was pooping a lot earlier. Mr. Lemon's puppy 's poop smelt bad.
by the_smartgirl1 March 10, 2022
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bean fart poop

A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur
Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist
by ooga booga ur mom March 20, 2022
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poop

da stuff u hav in ur poopoo whole
uhhh brown? unless ur sick or smthin lol= poop :)
by lopsidedass November 21, 2021
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Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
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The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019
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poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.
Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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